Lists Are Hot

Hi everybody, I’m Rowan, doing the guest blogging thing for today.

We all enjoy reading about Paula’s attraction to male tennis players. And Paula speaks the truth! It is right to love and desire tennis players. That’s part of what makes the sport so great. The beautiful people! It’s fun to make lists of which players you think are hot stuff, everybody should give it a go. Seriously, join in. Here's my list.

Tennis Players I Would Like To Rescue From A Burning Building

First up, the stunning Tatiana Golovin. She’s so classy. How about Daniela Hantuchova, six feet tall and well worth the time. Ana Ivanovic is what God had in mind when he said ‘Let there be woman’. Vera Zvonareva is oh so emotional and oh so cute. Can’t forget the sexy Jelena Jankovic, she makes love to the camera. Marion Bartoli is adorably unorthodox. Her waist is small and her curves are kicking. Maria Kirilenko is in phenomenal shape. You can see all the muscles in her legs. That’s hot. Martina Muller looks mean, but in a cute way. Dominika Cibulkova: Gorgeous. Lilia Osterloh: Smoking. Camille Pin: Lovely. Jelena Kostanic Tosic: Beautiful. Severine Bremond: Belle. Feliciano Lopez: Very pretty. Wait, what? Uh oh. I guess the next list will have to be ‘Tennis Players To Go Gay For’.