Me, Watching Tennis

Me, Watching Tennis
Me, Watching Tennis

Saturday, August 15, 2009

You Heard it Here Last - Tsonga over Federer in a Perfectly Scripted Match - also Pennetta and Hantuchova Together Outrageously

RR Here -

I am on yesterday. Right now I am watching Hantuchova and Pennetta - ahhhh - but the match of the day )yesterday) would have to be Tsonga-Fed. Holy crap! It was like, a movie. The dive on set point that for a bit there appeared to cost him the match... it was like the movie "Wimbledon", where everyone dove on every other shot - primarily Murphy Jensen, brother of P's new boyfriend. Ha ha I am just kidding - I should make that clear because we have gotten in trouble before for joking around like that. To Luke's significant other out there - just kidding!

But anyway, the dive, the sore arm, 5-1 Fed in the 3rd, then the awesome comeback, where Fed was helpless, Tsonga was a monster. Really impressive. Nobody does that to Federer... except Nadal. and Tsonga has done that to Nadal too! Tsonga still has a little bit of a puppy vibe, like he is really still maturing or something. Still a lot of wasted energy. So he could really be better? Or maybe that is his strength - exuberance, energy, etc. Anyway, if it had been in a movie, you would have said, "that is so stupid. NO one dives like that, and that would never happen..." but it did!!!!!

Ahh Pennetta and Hanny... who cares who wins.... I wish they were playing best of 100 sets.

Almost caught up now...

Gwa, Pennetta won it and, she just looks so happy when she wins. And... and... they actually showed Pennetta and Hanny kissing at the net.. and then showed it again... in slow motion... it went on for like a minute..... ahhhhhhh.....

RR out

Thursday, August 13, 2009

A Picture of Luke Jensen, Paula's New Boyfriend

RR here -I found this picture of Luke Jensen, Paula's new boyfriend. I am in the city, working, far away, and I am jealous. Well no hard feelings, he's a star and I'm just a regular guy. He;s coaching at Syracuse, which is cool. He played an exhibition doubles match with Billy, our pro from the BTC. Well, according to Paula who could be lying to me to throw me off the trail.

He looks like the guy in Urge Overkill!! Nash Cato I think.

RR out...

Clijsters and the Kuzerator!!!

How fun to have the young mother back! I have always loved Kimmy. I was sort of freaked out when I heard- was it wrong? just gossip?- that her mother had a baby when she had a baby. To like, join in? Um, that's wierd.

I love love love Kimmy. But- but but. OK, I want the Kuz to win. The Kuz is full of all sorts of greatness and goofiness and dykiness. I love her. She finally won another Grand Slam -THE FRENCH--after winning that first one, the US Open, at the wee little age of 17, I think. She did that special lesbian magic thing that then Stosur picked up on which was- befriend the Williams sisters. That reduces their magic tennis powers! Now, the lesby wonderwomen can beat those Williams girls. It's the whole, we're friends now. The Williams sisters hit big, yes, but then the dykes handle the pace, look across the court and give them that look. Yeah, that look. The look that says, "Yeah, you hit the ball hard, but man, I fist women! That's right! I could stick a large part of my arm into your vagina and that would be a nice evening for me!" And that is why lesbians like The Kuzerator and Stosur have special magic over the Williams.

Also, I met Luke Jensen tonight! I blabbed to him about my blog. I said, "it's a bit pg 13" but I hope he checks it out. Also, I told him how much I like his commentary. And that is the truth. I have the ones I like- he is one of them. Also? He's cute. And nice.

Yours truly,

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I Am Not in Canada for the First Time in Five Six Years

Sigh. I am not in Canada, after going five years in a row. I have not been blogging because I am blogging somewhere else that was getting 75,000 page views a months! I had a big audience. I might not be there much longer though. I am depressed.

The reason I am not in Canada is because my sons are much busier than they used to be- that happens as they grow up--and I cannot as easily cart them around with me all the time to go watch tennis in Canada. They have "friends" and want to go things. Thet love the Canada trip....I think we'll go again. But this year, certain camp things with the boys have kept us so busy. WAAAH! Oh, I just felt sorry for myself. I hate feeling sorry for myself.

I am watching Haas and Gonzo right now. I also spent a few hours today at the Binghamton Challenger. It''s amazing tennis! Baghdatis showed up but did not play. He did give a press conference of sorts! I watched this hot Viking looking dude from one of those "stans" part of Russia by the name of Istomin (number 67 in the world? I think...) play today. Fine, fine tennis. I like being so close up to tennis. Where the guy can almost fall on your lap. And then, maybe hug you. And then, maybe kiss you. And then later, you could get together at his hotel, make love or, screw like crazed animals....

Oh. Where was I? Oh yes. Tennis. Sigh. Capdeville, from Chile, is here again. He is very good. I watched him win this last year. Sigh. I miss being in Montreal. But I am super grateful for the amazing tennis in Binghamton. But what about that other blog? What to do, what to do.

People, tennis fans and friends--I'm looking for more guest blogging! Anyone with ideas, please leave a comment!

Yours Truly,