Wawrinka defeats Federer, Monte Carlo 2009

Wow. Wow. First of all, Verdsasco kicking Ferrer's ass? I wouldn't have thunk it. And then Federer losing. It just broke my heart. I mean, I love all sorts of players and I can live with Fed being number 2 to Nadal, but losing in straights to Wawrinka (who I like) just sort of killed a little thing inside me, sort of like when I wake up after staying up late facebook chatting with old boyfriends and my mouth tastes like a little creature died in it, due to an overconsumption of cigarettes and booze. I mean, it's just the beginning of the clay court season and this doesn't bode well for Federer.

Wah.

Yours truly,
Paula