I Am Really Hungover and Watching Tennis

"My brain hurts a lot". That quote comes from David Bowie. He wrote a song called "Five Years" that I like a lot. He wrote many good songs. He always struck me as gay so I got a little confused when he married that Ethiopian supermodel even though I know he had a wife before her too who I think was named Angie. Angie Bowie. Anyway, I like David Bowie's music and right now that line "my brain hurts a lot" from that song, "Five Years", is deeply meaningful and resonant to me. Because, well, my brain hurts a lot. Sometimes, or most of the time, watching tennis makes my brain hurt less. Right now, I am watching Leni, as we like to call her, and Azarenka, as I like to call her, play tennis. Yesterday, I watched Serena's fucking unbelievable comeback against Rezai, who had the match on her raquet and was actually OUTHITTING Serena and then she lost. Anyhoo- tennis usually helps my brain problems, also known as (shh! don't tell!) hangovers. So far though, it's not helping. But! It's still only 4/2 (go Leni! What is up with that crazy mint green Yonex outfit?! I love you no matter what. I would like to be you. If I were you, for instance, I would not be hungover! I would be a rich, professional athlete! That would be better than being hungover. I love you, Leni.). Not sure about my punctuation there in that last sentence--too many periods? How would I know? My brain hurts a lot. OK, I think pizza may be a necessary part of the cure for today. Tennis alone is not enough. Also, I think I may take an alka seltzer. Thank you for reading my blog.

Yours truly,
Paula

Azarenka defeats Serena Williams

I knew she could do it. Serena's injured leg helped her, but she just loved Serena's pace and even if Serena was a hundred percent, she had a chance. Girl's got game. Still, the score woulda been tighter for sure if Serena wasn't injured.

I like the up and comers on tennis. I like Del Potro, for example. Young blood! New blood! Blood!

Serena was really great during the ending ceremony. A real class act, really giving Azarenka the credit. Wow, she just earned serious love from me for that. And now Azarenka is being so sweet to Serena! Yeah ladies! I love good manners. Happy day.

Yours Truly,
Paula

Azarenka defeats Kuznetsova

Well, I was really wanting Kuzy to win this one. I love Azarenka's game, but man, we are huge Kuzerator fans here. She just has not been able to come up with the goods since that US Open win so long ago. I feel for her. Those last few points I feel I could I feel Kuzy tightening up. Two backhands into the net....to lose it. Oh Kuz! Come on over (with your noseplug, we have cat pee problems here) and let's hang out! Drink some Russian vodka!!!

Yours Truly,
Paula