tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post5493531571389781795..comments2023-09-27T07:26:57.358-07:00Comments on Must Watch Tennis All The Time: The Battle of the Uncircumsized Penisespaulahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17835359812571720096noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-68576311108873709502009-06-05T11:58:14.549-07:002009-06-05T11:58:14.549-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-69518294871868713272009-02-20T18:03:00.000-08:002009-02-20T18:03:00.000-08:00Here are a few thought Mr anon-Sampras? Greek desc...Here are a few thought Mr anon-<BR/>Sampras? Greek descent. The Greeks don't cut. Agassi-Armenian. They don't cut. Mac? cut. Borg- not cut(yeah, he's not American and neither was Nastasi). Chang? Asians in Asia don't cut, right? Courier-like Mac. But things to think about.<BR/><BR/>American children are spoiled. But they also are not living in Eastern Europe. Eastern Europe is not the land of unspoiled children (especially the boys) but it is the land of fewer opportunties.<BR/><BR/>Also, what about me, with a clipboard? I just want in the locker room! I actually don't beleive this theory. Don't tell.paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17835359812571720096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-13676292205966455922009-02-19T17:19:00.000-08:002009-02-19T17:19:00.000-08:00I'm uncut, and totally sceptical of your theory.Th...I'm uncut, and totally sceptical of your theory.<BR/><BR/>The USA's rise to dominance over the course of the last century while the proportion of its adult men who were circumcised grew, is a coincidence. The USA will lose a lot of its dominance over the course of this century, and the proportion of its adult men who are left intact will rise. (More and more young women - the mothers of tomorrow - find circ uncool.) This too will be a coincidence.<BR/><BR/>America became powerful at a time when porn was furtive and timid. America began to decline as the digicam and web made it possible for all American women to show their pussies to anyone with a broadband connection. These too are coincidences.<BR/><BR/>The only real advantage the USA has on the tennis court is a large population. And the way more and more mothers pamper their children makes it less and less likely than an American will grow up to be a star outside of football and basketball.<BR/><BR/>Mrs Paula, try not to take too much offense at my blunt views. I rather like your legs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-89792189218172614672007-12-19T06:14:00.000-08:002007-12-19T06:14:00.000-08:00Thanks Savannah! I've enjoyed your blog so much as...Thanks Savannah! I've enjoyed your blog so much as well as your comments on Craig's blog. I know our boys deserve a longer off-season but I feel lost without them. I can't wait for Hopman Cup and the whole pre-Australia season to start! It's really not so long from now!paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17835359812571720096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-74763397617922067182007-12-18T18:20:00.000-08:002007-12-18T18:20:00.000-08:00This made me a fan! Thanks Paula.I am a stone Rafa...This made me a fan! Thanks Paula.<BR/><BR/>I am a stone Rafatard and this never crossed my mind.Savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15079111598976360942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-78005459652635358642007-11-05T12:15:00.000-08:002007-11-05T12:15:00.000-08:00Paula,Something about your uncircumcised penis the...Paula,<BR/><BR/>Something about your uncircumcised penis theory really stinks. More acute penile sensitivity pays a handsome dividend on the streets of Bangkok, but not on Center Court in Queens. When I'm playing tennis, all I want to be focusing on is using my racquet to stroke fuzzy balls. Any distraction down there would certainly interfere with making the cut and therefore translate into increased hardness.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12938443647560234213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-79208102700939323272007-10-25T06:35:00.000-07:002007-10-25T06:35:00.000-07:00Dear Tom,I appreciate your intriguing musings on t...Dear Tom,<BR/>I appreciate your intriguing musings on the connection between circumcision and professional tennis prowess. Most importantly, I want to thank you for suggesting I contact the U.S. Olympic Committee regarding my research. I'm not sure how I managed to overlook them as a possible funder for my scientific study! Because of the recent doping scandals in track and field, I cannot imagine that the U.S. Olympic Committee would NOT be interested in finding a new, easier way of making our athletes-- although, I was focussing on tennis players, but hey, I would volunteer to check out hockey players, too, for instance -- more athletic, more powerful, more likely to win by the simple non-operation on not being circumsized.<BR/><BR/>And yes, Tom, there are ways to bring back your precious foreskin. I suggest,if you are so inclined, through the magic of the internet, that you contact one of the many groups that support this action. Unfortunately, it involves putting heavy weights on your member until the skin starts to stretch. But I think it's worth it! Just imagine how much your forehand will improve!!!paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17835359812571720096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316411861548400030.post-76772673511667454122007-10-25T05:30:00.000-07:002007-10-25T05:30:00.000-07:00My friend Tom asked me to post this! Something is ...My friend Tom asked me to post this! Something is wrong with my post-comment machine.<BR/><BR/>Hmmm. Miss, Paula, your theory, if I understand you correctly is, roughly put, the greater the foreskin the greater the forehand.<BR/>I agree with you that it is a compelling and very worthy question to ask and a valuable one to have answered. I'm curious to know if you've made any further headway in your research. Also, have you considered approaching the US Olympic Committee or even the Federal Government to see if either party would be willing to fund you research? Roddick and Blake are probably both circumcised but are probably both just anomalies, or “standard deviations” in the statistical sense. If it is indeed true and there's a direct correlation I think you should submit your query to the National Obstetricians Association in Washington DC. I'm led to wonder if my overhead slam might be a little better if I had overhead skin. I'd be curious to know if there is a way to have foreskin re-applied. Sorta like a reverse Brisk. Would my USTA ranking go up from a 4.5 to a 5 or better? Wow, you've really got my head(s) swimming with thoughts. Thank you. In closing might I also provide my own theory on why it could be that an uncircumcised member might perform better as a member of the ITF than a circumcised member; uncircumcised pee-pees are really ugly and perhaps it is the case that guys unfortunate enough to have a cheese filled little anteater in their shorts instead of my glossy, clean machine are so unlucky with the ladies that instead of pounding beaver as a hobby they take up tennis and pound little yellow balls instead. Just a thought. Sincerely, Tommy “The Wall” Carverpaulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17835359812571720096noreply@blogger.com